[WP] Twas the night before tax day…

Twas the night before tax day, and all through the place. There are a thousand sheets I search through in haste.

Do the figures look right, did I pay enough tax? Everyone’s earning look right, I paid them by Bacs.

I’ve put through my expensive and got my deductions. Why isn’t this working? I’ve followed the instructions.

One last time I will check it a new. Sometimes I wish they would give us a clue.

This gov. website is crap, it’s one hundred pages long. And I just know I’ve filled some out questions wrong.

I scratch my head, it’s no good, I’m frowning, I think it’s time to enlist Dave from accounting.

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[WP] The old sage spoke, “To conquer the beast; you must first become the beast. “To which Dan responded, “That’s fine and good, But the beast is a fucking zombie robot dragon.”

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